Best Humorous ways to handle irritating Telemarketing calls

If you are irritated by telemarketing calls and used to shout on the calling executives, change your way to handle them, try to be polite, naughty and humorous. It will give you a good small break from your stressful life and also, you will often find them enjoying this stuff.

• Practice your English speaking or any other language.
  

• Ask for a loan to buy a bicycle for your child. Try to bargain for interest rates.

• Tell them to speak louder as there is some problem in your hearing aid.

• Ask for an Evening Date or discuss about Contract Marriage.

• Ask them frequently to repeat.

• Ask them to speak slowly, so that you can write every point as you have a very short memory.

• Pretend as if he/she is your lost love, start convincing him/her to get back in your life. Give a male name to female executive or vice-versa. If they deny, tell them to stop joking and continue..............
  

• Put them on hold and start planning a small, fake & funny kidnapping with your friends.
  

• Ask them for a loan to buy some guns to execute a fake bank robbery. Try to be humorous in explaining the bank robbery plan.
  

• Ask them for some tips to save your falling love life.
  

etc...


Do comment about some more cool ways............

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